I just read same thing again. Biased opinions... blah blah... STILL no facts to back up claims (if the info is as rampant as you claim, you can't provide even one reputable link?)... blah blah blah... incredibly lame closing sentence.

By the way, in regards to your closing sentence about energy drinks being the new future corporate child killer, I think this quote from energyfiend.com defends it the best,
(Taken from this EF article, Boy Hospitalized After Red Bull Overdose)

"It’s odd how caffeine makes the headlines - but we never see this: 'Boy gets intoxicated after beer overdose'. Despite the fact that happens every single day (or hour). And despite the fact that 1,400 college students lose their lives each year due to alcohol-related injuries"
And this one DOES have a source: Journal of Studies on Alcohol