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USF SPAMMER 1
03-02-2004, 06:35 PM
My name is Franz Hemingbeck and I once used to be quite an active member of this esteemed board.

Oh I was arrogant in the past when I was flush with money and marriage and hope for a bright future, but I threw it all away to write books for children that were neither appropriate for children or for their parents.

Now I live alone in a cold water flat in San Francisco subsisting on dog food and cheap soda pops I can afford at the Bargain Bank.

Maybe I don't have the disposable income the rest of you do to spend on new sodas, but I think I can serve this community well by patrolling the low end of the soda world in sniffing out what is good amongst the cheap.

Join me in this journey dear friends. We shall mine this mine together!

Ron Swedelson
03-02-2004, 08:41 PM
is this assclown?

drpep
03-02-2004, 10:07 PM
See what happens when someone compares energydude with assclown. He comes back.

drpep
03-02-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Franz Hemingbeck:


Oh I was arrogant in the past .... and hope for a bright future, but I threw it all away to write books for children that were neither appropriate for children or for their parents.

Or maybe Madonna.

funkybunny
03-03-2004, 12:26 AM
you guys are funny! I have had such a good laugh!
I just started to check out this sight and it is truly entertaining!
just wanted to thank you!(it helps me get through the day) :D

USF SPAMMER 1
03-03-2004, 03:47 PM
I am here to discuss beverages and the current soft drink zeitgeist... not to be an "assclown" or a "butthole."

Let us celebrate my return with a hot Cheerwine spiked with galangal...

toby1
03-03-2004, 04:17 PM
so you say your is NOT "humptie"?

LOL

for those that got that please acknowledge.

drpep
03-03-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by funkybunny:
you guys are funny! I have had such a good laugh!
I just started to check out this sight and it is truly entertaining!
just wanted to thank you!(it helps me get through the day) :D If you have not dug to far back into the archives you need to do a member search for Assclown and read some of his posts. Then you may understand this more. He wasted a lot of space but did add some entertainment.

[ 03-03-2004, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: dr pepperman ]

drpep
03-03-2004, 10:12 PM
Hmmm. Funkybunny and Hanz are both from San Francisco :confused: :confused: :confused:

boodoo
03-04-2004, 10:49 AM
Maybe they recently exchanged vows.

toby1
03-04-2004, 10:50 AM
not if GW n Arnie has anything to say about it!

LOL

Willbev
03-04-2004, 12:57 PM
SAME IP ADDRESS AGAIN, YOU CAN DO BETTER!!

KanKing
03-04-2004, 08:05 PM
It is possible that I made a mistake in mentioning Assclown, I'll have to watch out for that in the future. This board has been lifeless lately though.

glassbottlesrule
03-04-2004, 11:09 PM
Franz, just checked out the website. Great job, plenty of useless,witty reading. thanks again

SplitLevelP
03-05-2004, 12:26 AM
Welcome back A.C. lets the games begin! A good laugh keeps the soul young.Cheers smile.gif

SplitLevelP
03-05-2004, 12:32 AM
When I saw this topic I was looking for a poor excuse of a poster to call a bit*h a*s punk.Oh well there is one born every min in free for all.

USF SPAMMER 1
03-05-2004, 02:06 AM
I say let's shake this f**ker up! Booyah!

And I am definately not Funkybunny...