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hungryguy09
01-23-2000, 05:26 PM
Okay, there is now a beverage called Bongwater. Why? Who is going to carry it? I doubt Kroger, Safeway, 7-11 or Wal Mart. I doubt some corner store is going to clear the shelves of Snapple or Sobe to make room for Bongwater. After the initial novelty of the product name dies down I doubt there will be much success. We will see after a year if anyone remembers Bongwater.

BongMan
01-24-2000, 01:39 PM
Have you actually tried Bongwater? Its the real deal. Its a lot better than you think. If Bongwater had a significant marketing budget it would easily outsell Coke and Pepsi combined.

JT
01-24-2000, 01:57 PM
Uh...significant in the $400 million is probably right. That stuff tastes like crap anyway -- who the hell wants to drink soda made with non-alcoholic beer extract??

AND -- I think the drug theme is a bit old. I think we've seen this one a few too many times.

Beverageguy
01-25-2000, 10:52 AM
Hey, JT, and hungryguy... were you the bogus reviewers of this product? It is not available outside of the Chicagoland area. I have tried it along with most of my freinds and we love it! The review in this rag is crap! Read the labels guys... their is no "beer extract" in any of the flavors mentioned on this site! Somebody must be jealous or an outright fraud! None of the flavors taste like beer. Each has its own unique taste. The Cottonmouth Quencher is a vanilla creme soda... I have never tasted creme soda that tasted like beer? Maybe you guys got beer on the brain. They also have vitamins and caffeine. I'm sorry but you guys are full of it!

JT
01-25-2000, 06:42 PM
Again, the Bong Water company rep hits the board.

I know it's not available outside of Chicago (hopefully the disease won't spread too far). Anyway, I sampled it in Chicago and picked up some material on it. I'm not sure if I'm reading something wrong, but it says that the product has "FDA approved whole beer concentrate." Maybe concentrate and extract can be bent to mean different things, but it is all the same in my book.

hungryguy09
01-25-2000, 07:10 PM
I never tasted it and only skimmed the reviews. I was questioning the name. Its not something a large chain is going to carry in the beverage aisle. Drink all you want.Whether it tastes great or tastes like crap, the name aint gonna get it in to many stores.

Beverageguy
01-26-2000, 03:05 AM
JT, You are such a snob. The literature you read was for "one" particular flavor of Bong Water Soft Drinks. None of the other flavors have the beer extract in them. You seem to one of those fellows that likes his martinis and his temperment well shaken, but not stirred. As to disease, that is really a snide cheap shot. Bong Water Soft Drinks is not for everyone... it is targeted at fun-loving young adults and older teenagers. So, don't get your feathers so ruffled. Lighten up.

JT
01-26-2000, 07:18 AM
Hey man, the stuff tastes like garbage. You can tell me to lighten up, but it's outright crap!! I guarantee you that you'll find this crap on closeout within 6 months (that is, if anyone is actually dumb enough to bottle the stuff).

Yes, it is a disease! Why should we spread lame "stoned to the bone" and "chronic tonic" slogans to the public? I don't know about you, but I sure as hell wouldnt want my kids drinking this crap.

There are plenty of other quality, legit gourmet beverages out there (I'm sure you can find some on bevnet) and I don't see any reason why anyone would have to sink so low and drink bong water. It's pure crap. Undoubtedly created by a bunch of idiots that got a big "har har" over drugs on their label.

Fixx
01-29-2000, 01:24 AM
Bongwater-XTC??? Get the drift?? All we need is another product to promote the use of drugs by the name.

Get a clue, Bongwater will be right there with Orbitz within a year.

Later.

Rose6965
01-30-2000, 04:42 PM
JT your just a little prick bitch! and fixx your and idot XTC is great. I drink it before my Football games and before I wrestle. http://www.bevnet.com/bevboard/mad.gif

JT
01-31-2000, 07:57 AM
Great, now we have the entire bong water company after us.

Rose6965 is the idiot!
01-31-2000, 07:06 PM
You know, just observing from the outside....any person that can't spell or structure a sentence better than that, has no reason to be using a computer. Just think, it will give you more time to concentrate on your football and wrestling!

Fixx
02-05-2000, 03:49 AM
Well I am glad that someone clarified all this for me. I was curious what "your and idot" is.
If grammer serves me correct for us literate ones, "your" should be you're
and the "and" in that particular phrase should be "an"

Then I am seriously concerned as to what an "idot" is.

Seems as if grammar is so out of whack, then that means the post'er for this message is JUST a bit off and maybe should no be posting until they can legitimately spell.
Later.

notasellout
02-21-2000, 04:42 PM
BeverageGuy, I'm mighty tired of your posts around here. I suggest you clean up your act before you lose what sliver of credibility you have left. You constantly whine about getting flamed, and then you turn around and insult anyone who's opinion differs from yours. And what an opinion, you defend a product that everyone else has panned, because you distribute it! Do you really expect to be taken seriously? Give it up. You've been exposed, so stop harrassing the other users.

hungryguy09
08-22-2000, 07:38 PM
So,is this stuff still around?

surgefeedtherush
08-22-2000, 11:30 PM
Yeah anybody have any stats on Bong Water? Is it doing better or worse than 6 months ago. Is it even still around?
I've never tried the stuff but it sounds kinda funk.

dr pepperman
11-29-2000, 12:48 AM
Is this stuff still around?

sodasommelier
11-29-2000, 01:28 AM
Hmmmm... looks like it got burnt out!

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dr pepperman
04-23-2001, 09:40 PM
Wow, this makes the Jones battle look puny. I bring it up again. How close is it to passing Pepsi and Coke BongMan? If you are still around. http://www.bevnet.com//bevboard/eek.gif

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robbie
04-24-2001, 08:14 AM
I like this
Please keep it going

surgefeedtherush
04-24-2001, 07:15 PM
I heard it went bye, bye back in Dec.


-Avery

Jake
04-25-2001, 01:41 PM
What my wife used to advise kids headed for college:
no.1, don't piss into the wind.
no.2, don't drink the bongwater.

jerryinmich
04-25-2001, 09:38 PM
I've seen it up here in northern Michigan, Think it's sold by a guy that sells bait to party stores. Never tried it though, so I can't say if it's any good or not. I remember some samples came a long time ago. Didn't want to soil our companies reputation by selling it with a name like that.

sodasommelier
04-27-2001, 12:21 AM
That's right. Drinks like Bongwater or worse yet, Whoopass... they soil the reputation of companies.

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Always remember... Don't follow the can drinkers to the chicken bone recycling bin!

jerryinmich
04-27-2001, 10:51 PM
Don't make me open this.......

sodasommelier
04-28-2001, 01:25 AM
Ok man... anyway we'll need friends in your neck of the woods because my friends and I have saved up tons of empties which we'll be taking in a convoy up to Michigan for the 10ยข refund!!!!

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Always remember... Don't follow the can drinkers to the chicken bone recycling bin!

surgefeedtherush
04-30-2001, 11:43 AM
sodasommelier-

Didnt we see something like that in a certain Seinfeld Epsode?

-Avery

dr pepperman
04-30-2001, 07:22 PM
Yes.

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PEPPER UP AT 10,2 and 4.
I am not affiliated with any beverage company!!!
Frosty Man, Frosty.

Shawn Strangebrew
04-30-2001, 11:47 PM
There web site is still up--- but they haven't returned my e-mail????

sodasommelier
05-01-2001, 12:05 AM
Oh yeah... where do you think they got the idea??? His personal assistant was from MI and I told her my story while making a delivery; about 6 months later I saw Kramer driving down I-94 on TV... brought back memories!!!

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Always remember... Don't follow the can drinkers to the chicken bone recycling bin!

drpep
01-17-2003, 09:32 PM
The current Sumpoosie discussion brought this thread to mind.

Energydude
01-24-2003, 11:21 PM
What ? Dr. Pepper... you should know better than that! SumPoosie never goes out of style!!! We have a great tasting product with unique packaging! Poosie is the cats name we do not refer to drugs like bongwater and Coke! :D

drpep
07-17-2003, 09:37 PM
Heres how popular Sumpoosie will be in 3 years.

Ron
07-18-2003, 07:08 PM
Next is coming the brand "Toile****er"

Nostalgia
07-19-2003, 10:40 PM
I don't care how good any druggie themed drink might taste. For what they promote, I give them a zero.