View Full Version : I H8 Energy 69.

JP QuikServ Drinks
11-14-2005, 07:53 PM
I really don't mean to get off on a rant here, but I must tell my story about Energy 69. When I first heard of this drink, I was intrigued. Great website as well. Awesome name, one of the best names out there, I think. Then I got into distribution arrangements. It was purty darn expensive. I wound up not buying it at that point.

So, I finally seen it in a small store. After a conversation with the guy, he told me that the distributor dropped off product, never to return. He also told me in the 3 months he had it, he sold a total of 1, count em 1, can.

He gave me a can, free of charge, after I gave him a can of my stuff. It tasted like gasoline. I'm not saying it to be mean, I'm saying it because it's true. What do you guys think of this drink?

11-17-2005, 04:06 AM
I would just say anyone who thought it was a cool name is a moron...and of course it didnt sell. Only beavis and butthead would be walking down the street drinking a can of that. Good god, cmon man, get a grip..make sure to stash your porn mags too.

12-21-2005, 12:31 AM
JP, I dont think you have to worry about them any more. They've been disappearing from the selves lately. I actually did some research on the company, great guys but the product has spotty sell through. My guess is that their distributors are losing interest.

12-21-2005, 12:33 AM
let me correct that, Iam only referring to NY. They may do very well in all other areas.

Super Jay
12-21-2005, 04:58 PM
It's all over NYC. It doesn't sell very well. Stores price it at $1.99 and put it next to Red Bull, so it doesn't sell. Since stores bought deals like buy 5 cases get 5 cases free they are stuck with it, unless they unload it for $1 a can. I think the distributor will dump it and pick up some other cheap brand.

Rubner Vending
12-21-2005, 10:59 PM
I was just gettin gready to take this product on. Maybe I have better wait a bit longer and see what it does. I have heard good and bad, wonder how it will do in IOWA

Nick Laugher
12-21-2005, 11:27 PM
I've never even seen this product apart from internet ads.

Super Jay
12-22-2005, 12:14 AM
Rubner, If you are in vending you should be able to get any of the major brands to sell in your machines. Red Bull probably won't cut you a price break, but some of the other major energy players would probably give you a nice price break if you buy enough cases and tell the how many vending machines their product will be in. Most importantly don't risk buying a no name energy drink like energy 69 and try selling it in a vending machine.

01-12-2006, 02:47 PM
Well.... yes I am biased but if you want an alternative to 69 that has proven sell through and has been around since 2001 may I suggest SumPoosie Energy Drink. The taste is great and it is now in a 16 ounce can. You can check us out at the Bar and Beverage Show March 7th and 8th. Its easy to find our booth just follow the crowd !

01-20-2006, 10:32 AM
This kind of sounds familiar....has Drayton had a plumbing change and morphed into TTB?

JP QuikServ Drinks
01-22-2006, 12:20 AM
does anyone have any positive things to say about this drink, like it's doing well in a certain area?

i figure if i could bash the hell out of it in my inital post, i could play the role of devil's advocate and give it a chance for folks to say good things about it too.

01-22-2006, 10:13 AM
Hi Boodoo yes ... its Drayton how you doing big guy???

JP .... I always thought Energy 69 was somehow trying to emulate what we were doing. But when I tasted the product I soon realized we had little to worry about.

JP QuikServ Drinks
01-22-2006, 09:52 PM
please give me some information about sumpoosie. please email me, i am a distributor in Long Island. I'm pretty well known on here.


01-23-2006, 09:34 AM

All is well in the land of the longhorn.

JP QuikServ Drinks
01-26-2006, 01:07 PM
energy 69 is also overpriced.

JP QuikServ Drinks
01-29-2006, 12:06 AM
tall thin blonde, you sound adorable. are you?

01-29-2006, 05:48 PM
[ 01-29-2006, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: boodoo ]

JP QuikServ Drinks
01-31-2006, 12:34 PM
thank you for that blank line of text, boodoo. knowing this, i am a better man.

02-01-2006, 09:38 AM
So sorry, please forgive. Fingers faster than brain.

JP QuikServ Drinks
02-02-2006, 07:01 PM
that would be popular with the ladies, boodoo...

02-02-2006, 11:45 PM
I doubt if you would find me adorable JP but I can tell you my girlfriend thinks I am kind of cute. If you want adorable well... that is Boodoo he is the KING of adorable. ;)

JP QuikServ Drinks
02-09-2006, 12:28 AM
why couldnt you be adorable?

02-09-2006, 06:14 PM
Allright fellows...lets don't get all excited and go Brokeback Mountain!

[ 02-09-2006, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: boodoo ]

JP QuikServ Drinks
02-16-2006, 01:33 PM
we are getting off the point, here. i want everybody to know that Energy 69 really stinks!

02-16-2006, 11:55 PM
I keep telling you to try SumPoosie JP !!! ;)

JP QuikServ Drinks
03-02-2006, 03:54 PM
it would be cool if you, or someone from sumpoosie, sends me a sample, and a financial terms for exclusive distributorship plan.


JP QuikServ Drinks
03-26-2006, 01:04 AM
i found 2 more people who do not like this drink. if you are energy 69, please discreetly move out of NY and into like vermont or rhode island or somethin'.

04-20-2006, 10:37 PM

I can’t believe you really like the name. Like the other guy said it’s like Bevis and Butthead would drink it.

I used to live in Vermont while I don’t like Vermonters I don’t think it would sell any better there.

With all due respect and you do deserve respect. I know how hard you work and how tough it is out there.

Do you really think it’s a good representation for your company to carry a product with an overtly sexual name?

Does it represent you as the owner?

Would you be proud of to carry a sexualized beverage?

I would be ashamed for my mother to know I sold a product like that.