mE2 Energy Drink news!!!!!!

[SuperEnergyDrinkMan]

Ooooohhhh, Dis SuperEnergyDrinkMan. Back now after very much too long absence to promote new version of mE2 energy drink. Old drink, not so good. So we reformulate. Figure, sex drink the way to go. I think we rename it....

SuperSexDrink!
Slogan: "Drink it you should, to give you the wood!"

We in Japan know that American overly obsessed with sex. So we figure if we connect drink with sex, it sell very good. (Dis how stupid we think Americans are.) Figure, if we aim low, we cannot be missing the target. After all gutter is in the ground. Gutter make good target.
Thank You,
Have very much good day.

[KanKing]

I think those japanese are on to something!

[DudeMan]

Where can we find more info on mE2?
Website?

[BuzzMonkey Energy]

in America we are on the verge of formulating a
PENISPOWER drink to help the japanese with size problem and staying power problem they face ..i hear its a national epidemic...we think we will be able to pay off our national deficit once japanese women find out about it

[Lepke]

A friend of mine orders his condoms from Japan. This is no joke. He says American condoms are not snug enough. I get a good laugh over it.