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Interlandi
03-13-2009, 03:08 PM
"I had a kid from Mountain Home High School in Idaho ask me to help him with the schools debate teams state finals debate. He told me that his debate team has to make a sales pitch for a product and the Deep Throat Energy Drink would really help them stand out in the croud. I told him all of the info and sent them drinks, T-shirts and posters so he can use them during his debate. Why not help him with product placement at the Idaho state debate finals?" claims Robert Interlandi the Marketing Director for Deep Throat Energy Drinks.

Here is the sales pitch from the high school kid……


Deep Throat Energy Drink

Do you love deep throat? Well I do. Get your mind out of the gutter because I love the energy drink called deep throat. It’s awesome with its XXX-treme energy formula. Its essential nutrients that revitalize the mind and body increase the energy and promote alertness while delivering superior refreshment and taste. This will help you keep it UP all night long!!! This is the motto on the can. This crazy 8 ounce drink is perfect for the all night partiers or a stressed out collage students. It gives you a 4 hour charge. Deep Throat will defiantly make you stand out from the crowd!!! Its historical facts, low fat ingredients, the outstanding taste, and low price make it the best energy drink you can try.
This energy drinks name even has historical history. Here is something you probably don’t know. The Watergate scandal involving President Nixon had an anonymous informant who called himself deep throat. He ultimately led to many arrests and the resignation of President Nixon. The energy drink was also named after an adult movie in the 1972. The new can has a cool design for the 35th anniversary of the movie. The picture of the woman on the can is the woman that stars in the movie. You know its funny how this drinks name really got popular. People would actually see how far they could put it in their mouth!! They put a measuring stick on the can so you can see how far you can go. Arrow production produced the 1972 adult movie and now is producing this drink. They are also producing a TV show on Showtime called Deeper Throat, a comic book series, and a clothing line.
Deep Throat’s ingredients are low in fat and calories. It only has 110 calories and is high in Vitamin C and Vitamin B. It is full of niacin which gives you the amount of vitamins and dairy products to stay alert. It even contains calcium for your bones! It contains caffeine, guarana, taurine, and ginseng which will get you energy quickly. Deep Throat goes to work instantly so you don’t have to wait for it to work.
Deep Throat’s taste is incredible. It is like none other! Every other energy drink has a dull bitter taste like Red Bull but Deep Throat has a more fruity taste. It doesn’t have a nasty after taste like all the other ones. It removes all but the tiny bitterness and throws out the medicinal and bubble gum flavors. It even adds a lemon citrus flavor to serve as a flavor accent. It goes down really easy and doesn’t give you a nasty stomach ache afterward. Taste tests found that consistently over 90% of the samplers preferred the Deep Throat energy drink to its leading competitors. Its taste is so good that they even came up with drink mixes that are completely crazy. They include deep throat bombers, deep throat n blue ballz, and the chocolate deep throat. Partiers love to mix this awesome tastes in with there own things and they are making more mixes as we speak.
The price for this crazy drink is only $2. That’s right only $2!!!! You can buy it in the single, a 4 pack, a 6 pack, and a case. Prices range from $2 of a single and $40 for a case. You can buy it anywhere drinks are sold. It’s a smaller amount but completely worth the money. I know you’re thinking “why should I buy a small drink?” well you should buy Deep Throat because although it is smaller, it has a lot of power and works instantly. 8 ounces of power with out the bitterness, aftertaste, and stomach aches. Doesn’t that sound wicked to you?
If that does sound wicked to you and if you want an energy drink with no bitterness, aftertaste, stomach aches, and has an amazing taste, a historical name, and is pretty cheap. Then you want to go to your nearest store and try the party animal of an energy drink called Deep Throat!!! I promise you won’t regret it!!!! Heck even try and see how far you can deep throat!!! So go and try it NOW!!

Coco Rico
03-14-2009, 11:30 PM
Wow...peddling filth to High School kids... How proud you must feel.

greg
03-15-2009, 11:09 AM
So the drink is either named after a guy that sat behind the veil of anonymity while he ruined the career of many political figures all the while not allowing the rights of the accused to confront their accuser as he was giving (some)sensitive government information the Washington Post OR it is named after a whore that like to ride the oral rooster train with dozens upon dozens of men......HMMMM. Yeah, I want a high School kid to debate that one. Furthermore, How does a high school kid win a debate by providing recipes to cocktails that he is years form enjoying? He has to sell it to his audience. Are you suggesting, or rather, is the student suggesting that his friends go out and make these cocktails in order to enjoy the benefits of DT energy drink?
Just doesn't seem appropriate to have high schools kids making your sales pitch like this in a classroom.

greg
03-17-2009, 10:41 AM
WOW, I'm a MORAN!!!
I can't believe I actually didn't see thsi from the begining.
This is not some guy helping a kid do a debate in high school....This is a back handed advertisement, that is exactly what it is.
We were just advertised his product!!!!!!!!!!!

Interlandi
03-18-2009, 02:23 PM
WOW, I'm a MORAN!!!
I can't believe I actually didn't see thsi from the begining.
This is not some guy helping a kid do a debate in high school....This is a back handed advertisement, that is exactly what it is.
We were just advertised his product!!!!!!!!!!!


No, I actually did get a call from a kid at Mountain Home High School in Idaho for product for his debate team. Then I did talk to him and I did send this High School kid a bunch of product for his debate team. He approched me I did not approched him. The kid did think that the Deep Throat Energy Drink would help him win the Idaho State debate finals. I thought it might make the press?? I did think that you Bevboard guys might like the story....