My name is Franz Hemingbeck and I once used to be quite an active member of this esteemed board.

Oh I was arrogant in the past when I was flush with money and marriage and hope for a bright future, but I threw it all away to write books for children that were neither appropriate for children or for their parents.

Now I live alone in a cold water flat in San Francisco subsisting on dog food and cheap soda pops I can afford at the Bargain Bank.

Maybe I don't have the disposable income the rest of you do to spend on new sodas, but I think I can serve this community well by patrolling the low end of the soda world in sniffing out what is good amongst the cheap.

Join me in this journey dear friends. We shall mine this mine together!

is this assclown?

See what happens when someone compares energydude with assclown. He comes back.

Originally posted by Franz Hemingbeck:


Oh I was arrogant in the past .... and hope for a bright future, but I threw it all away to write books for children that were neither appropriate for children or for their parents.

Or maybe Madonna.

you guys are funny! I have had such a good laugh!
I just started to check out this sight and it is truly entertaining!
just wanted to thank you!(it helps me get through the day)

I am here to discuss beverages and the current soft drink zeitgeist... not to be an "assclown" or a "butthole."

Let us celebrate my return with a hot Cheerwine spiked with galangal...

so you say your is NOT "humptie"?

LOL

for those that got that please acknowledge.

Originally posted by funkybunny:
you guys are funny! I have had such a good laugh!
I just started to check out this sight and it is truly entertaining!
just wanted to thank you!(it helps me get through the day)

If you have not dug to far back into the archives you need to do a member search for Assclown and read some of his posts. Then you may understand this more. He wasted a lot of space but did add some entertainment.

[ 03-03-2004, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: dr pepperman ]

Hmmm. Funkybunny and Hanz are both from San Francisco

Maybe they recently exchanged vows.