Hey - Jones just kicked out Dr Browns from Panera and produces special labels for certain sodas to be sold at Panera Bread across the country.

I grabbed a Diet Black Cherry and there was some ****ing bread on the thing. where they usually have that bit about running with the little people, instead there was this bit about how panera bread is the little bread people. that tiny cashier was hot, i'd run after her and poke her in the buns.

Hmm, that gives me an idea...