I know!....
You get some, uhh, you know uhh, get a half a pound of smoldr'n and a cup full of rhe'zh'myzuhs and ya throw them on the ground, and yah... roll em up. Then you get some, brakkets, ya know! Oooh-Lord! I'll tell ya! You get a handfull of roll'zh'myzuhs ... that's good... roll'zh'myzuhs! and get a bottle of smoldracide... and you in there! Then get yourself a half pound of smoldr'n, and about a teaspoon of ribps, and you get some, some brok'ts, and you stir it up, and you put it in the pot. Ah Ah Ah!!
Sorry, feeling a bit silly tonight, couldn't resist. But..... I'll give a gold star to anyone who can ID that quote. lol.
-Andy
Give me some cane sugar Pepsi in a glass bottle!!