Ooooohhhh, Dis SuperEnergyDrinkMan. Back now after very much too long absence to promote new version of mE2 energy drink. Old drink, not so good. So we reformulate. Figure, sex drink the way to go. I think we rename it....
SuperSexDrink!
Slogan: "Drink it you should, to give you the wood!"
We in Japan know that American overly obsessed with sex. So we figure if we connect drink with sex, it sell very good. (Dis how stupid we think Americans are.) Figure, if we aim low, we cannot be missing the target. After all gutter is in the ground. Gutter make good target.
Thank You,
Have very much good day.
Energy drink very, very good. Give you power of 4 Hiroshima bombs. Not 3 bomb, not 2 bomb, 4 bomb. Thank you so much!