onenudedude?

[xJABBERWOCKx]

what is up with this g? digging up the old XTC and FGH posts? is he some sort of "time capsule" bot activated by those two/him to see how much has changed in the beverage and culture world since the turn of the century? Is he the same person as FGH, XTC, and XTC Sr.?
Explain yourself now you must.

[assclown]

Yo ONENUDEDUDE.

It sez on your profile that you are from NYC and are a raper. What else are you into?

[drpep]

[SplitLevelP]

Thats reminds me of a scene from 8 mile "I hear your a dope rapper"

[xJABBERWOCKx]

yo, uh, uh,
thu names jabberwock representin' for u.
I like crack rocks in my mountain dew
U be livin in the past
back when drinks came from glass-t
Now it's 'bout commercials and they all taste like ass. (what?)
Livin in my hood drinking dew from a straw
Back before code red and fruity flavas made for y'all.
Nowadays beverages have gone to the birds
A big nasty ugly bird. Word.
Stop with the beverage gentrification let's have a revolution up in this nation.

Everybody rap!

[karks88]

well, i drink SURGE
cause it's sweet on the tongue
i like to gulp it down
but i can't stop at one

3 hours later
the whole case was gone
so i bought me some syrup
and made my own fun

me & Avery started a site
to fight the man
who tried to grab the citrus
right out of our hands

we are spreading the word
we are talking some smack
and one day we know
we're gonna bring SURGE back!

[SURGE]

U guyz got some dope sad skillz.

Nah JK

[Penis Butter]

That's fly!

[xJABBERWOCKx]

hey, i just realized...that last post isn't made by onenudedude, but the same troll who calls himself "penis butter" on the boards.only here he is onenudenude. i didn't know you could change your name like that; that's really weird.

[FitzgeraldHead]

I noticed that onenudedude's member number is 1024, like Dr Pepper's 10 2 4.