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  1. #1
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    From the website www.theonion.com

    NORTHFIELD, IL—Executives for Kool-Aid and Hi-C met at an undisclosed location Monday to map out a plan to drive Tang out of business. "The tween market isn't big enough for three non-carbonated beverages," Kool-Aid CEO Robert Eckert told Hi-C executive Jason Frie. "Capri Sun and Sunny D play ball, but Tang won't budge. So we're gonna squeeze them so hard, even the astronauts won't drink it. Oh, yeah!" Bordon crushed out his cigarette and added, "I want you to stick it so deep in Tang's *******, you make the Wyler's hit look like a movie date."
    woot woot

  2. #2
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    You know you can't believe everything you read. I just saw on ANN (Arabian National News) that Osama bin Laden was elected senator of New Mexico. Also I hear that his gay marrage to Sadam Hussein is in shambles since Sadam's jailing for his possession of Oxy Cottin. (I read this in the Weekly World News.)

  3. #3
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    you do know what the Onion is prickett boy???
    Inventor of the \"one cheek sneak\"

  4. #4
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    clueless!
    woot woot

  5. #5
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    that is funny as hell

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