Well the time has come I am gonna run for CEO of that huge mass of corprate junk known as Coca-Cola. I promise if you elect me I will put innovation back into that cold glass contour bottle. I will make Coke the company it used to be. If elected I will do my job and stop making cans and high fractose corn syrup cuz even a dumb CEO like me can tell that its crap. From now on only good stuff with real sugar outta the glass bottle! Waht do you say: ARE YOU WITH ME?!?!!?!?!?
<b>Hey Pepsi, Shasta called, they want their lemon-lime back.</b>