Of course, another idea might be not drinking so much alcohol in the first place! After all, what is the human body in this case but a drain that gets abused and then has Liquid Plumr dumped in it?
I'm all for having great beers but what is the point if you then have to hyper sober yourself up? Better to just save enjoyment of alcoholic beverages for a time when you don't have to jolt your body around like that; gotta be bad for something!!!
Keep in mind that the King Of Pop\'s crown is not made from a bunch of melted aluminum cans!