Rat Bastard Root Beer
This beverage "Tastes like a son of a bitch" (according to the label). Seriously, though, it does not taste anything like your ordinary root beer (do you ever expect anything normal from Skeleteens?...we hope not). Rat Bastard lacks the sweetness found in the mainstream root beers, but it has all the bite. Unlike some of the other Skeleteens beverages, this one is actually drinkable. We also like the labels on these beverages. Very funny!