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Beer Water

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Last Updated: 5/31/2001 2:25 PM

Product Type: Water: Sparkling; Container: 12 fl. oz. plastic
BevNET Review: Beer Water features the "taste of beer...the smell of beer...without the alcohol." Giving it an 'F' doesn't even do justice to how bad it is. In fact, we think that giving Beer Water an F is an insult to all other products that have ever received an F. It is by far the worst beverage we have ever tasted. Not only is the idea ridiculous, but it tastes like cheap seltzer water that accidentally fermented, and it smells like a roadside pub at 3 AM.

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Let's just say that if you had a negative star system, this would get by far a negative Googol amount. This is the most DISGUSTING, REPUGNANT...I don't even know how to describe it. It's like I was eating my cat's litter box after she drank an entire bathtub of water. I thought, since I've never drank beer before, that I'd try something to see what beer tastes like. If that is what beer tastes like, I swear to you it was my job on this earth to take every bar down.... It, seriously, made me want to cut out my stomach and then eat it to take the taste of it out of my mouth. I would rather eat rotten coffee grounds, or drink from a used toilet bowl than drink that again. I had convulsions from the drink for HOURS after I drank it. SO FRIGGEN DISGUSTING. I can't say enough about this drink in the sense of ATROCIOUS. If you buy this, you are possibly the most ignorant person in the world. That's all I have to say.

Posted by on 1/24/2005 6:34 PM

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THIS STUFF IS AWESOME!
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BEST BEVERAGE EVER!

Posted by on 7/12/2003 12:02 PM

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