I know this stuff works! See, several years ago at a gaming convention I was playing a demo game of <I>Chainmail</I> (a fantasy miniatures battle game based on D&D - which was, itself, based on a fantasy miniatures battle game called <I>Chainmail</I>, so it's a geekily amusing sort of full-circle thing). In the first round, I got stomped pretty badly. Fortunately, I had a can of Jones Whoop-Ass Cola handy. "Looks like I'm gonna have to open up a can of Whoop-Ass on you," I said to my opponent, and proceeded to do just that. The cola itself was tasty, if a bit too sweet, and I would have preferred more carbonation, but the energy spike was apparently what I needed at the time, because I then smashed my opponent's force flat. Oh yeah.
a different approach to cola, the ginseng makes for a much more complex flavor than any other cola on the market, definitely packs a punch! might not be everyones cup o' tea by a longshot though.
I seem to be the only person who's drank this stuff. well, anyway, it's not something everyone will like(the can even says it's "...not recommended for those who shouldn't drink it") but i loved it. aweome taste, great boost and clever packaging. I haven't seen it around for a while though, maybe it's been taken out of the line.
