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  • KingBev
    started a topic Jones Soda Issues

    Jones Soda Issues

    Man - you all dissing Jones is very entertaining. U all sound like little bitches who were picked last in gym class. I'm not one to register to a site such as this but it is a foggy nite here and I am bored. To be a hater must be a very sad and empty life up in Northern Cali. I know, you can blame it on the rainy weather but you have to admit, Jones is THE raddest product on the shelves today. They are making history and their marketing achievements speak for themselves. As the core of coolness of tv shows "Monster Garage" from Discovery Channel approached Jones Soda and asked for their old RV to transform it to a halfpipe and Tony Hawk wanted to be on the show to represent the Jones RV, they must be doing something right to have Jesse James and Tony HAwk in their corner. Check it out on April 14th 2003 if you need more proof. So, in short, suck it up, realize you are a little B-yauch and go cut the grass in your little surburbia neighborhood and go try the new Jones Green Tea made with Hemp. It might mellow U out a bit homie.

  • Ron Swedelson
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    oh, ok...and its Ronny, please leave out the ie

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  • King Bev
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    Not U ronnie- The Gay World Beverage.

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  • Ron Swedelson
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    23, not quite middle lifer yet

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  • King Bev
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, such hostility. What I've come to expect from middle aged beverage "life"rs that sit here and bag on a $1 product at the mom and pop store down the street.
    Now get back on the couch and watch your Rockford Files................
    Back at cha'' loserrrrr

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  • Ron Swedelson
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    uh oh, I think my secret was found out...oh wait..Im not the one who came out with Pink and fufu berry...I guess since Jones stock rose to a whopping 27 CENTS today that someone didn't really have anything good to say about the brand

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    CAN KING/LOSER.......
    Face the truth,Jones is a thing of the past.
    I have 347 account's in Orange County,CALI and only 2 account's carry the CRAP.Jones is dead!!!

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  • King Bev
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    Sodasommilileeiielr
    I had drinks with your wife last night. U are sick!!!! I never thought of greasing up a Diet DR Pepper Longneck up there.
    You sickyyy!

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  • King Bev
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    I think ronnie and sodasommilieilier make secret gay love on pallets of Jones Soda ladies and gentlemen.
    Keep those alter boys within eyesight.

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  • sodasommelier
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    Look out, Ron! Remember the old Orange Crush commercial where the jingle went "You Want Your First Crush To Last..."!!!

    Soon the king will hopefully graduate from school knowing how to spell "sommelier"!

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  • Ron Swedelson
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    I think King Bev has a crush on me. He keeps posting my name in all the different sites.

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  • King Bev
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    Hank-
    I like you. Finally some flavor. Welcome to the Swedelson and Sodasommilier Crybaby Show.
    Sit back and enjoy. It will be a long one.

    All Hail the King!!!

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  • sodasommelier
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    Yes, it's about time for the back&forth Jonesies of the past to reappear with their familiar dialogue: Matt here with Jones update from the sales front; Flat Matt that is but what's not flat are the sales, Jim; when we wheel them in the people stop us to buy off the case on top and when I return with the next stack the previous one is all gone and there's a line forming of people with first dibs at what I'm wheeling in next; how about the results in your area Jim? --Oh yes Matt much the same here but more with the Jooce; other than Barry White's PA coming by to scold us the stores say the Jooce is just as natural as the essence of Froot Loops over Spring Water; same by you Matt? Yes Jim much the same; sorry I forgot to mention that before hey how about you Bob in the Southwest? Oh yeah guys it's just incredible. It's like the stock is soaring ahead so fast they're going to rename NASDAQ as NASZAP and soon it'll be the Jones Exchange; what do you say Jim & Matt?...

    Yeah remember all of them? Well... where are they now???

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  • bigbottom
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    Lets do some math class. According to Jones year end statement they lost another 1.4 million. With 4 million in assets that gives them just about three years of life left? Not! Frank better hope they don't cut up his current RV he will have no place to call home when they repo it.

    Stupid is as stupid does! Now roll the commercial..............

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  • sodasommelier
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    Wow, that was fast! Our clown now has a home for his gripes. I'll even help: I hate onions and I never buy bagels anymore because almost everyone who makes bagels is careless and accidentally gets a piece of onion onto an otherwise good bagel. In fact, a bagel with onions is much much worse than Jones Soda. So if you want you can copy and paste that with your gripes about bagels.

    Well, as for kids liking Jones... they'll also like the Sourer Sodas or even better, Brain Wash. That stuff is really a funky soda icon. Jones supposedly copied a bunch of their stuff and even cost the manufacturers alot of money claiming that they'd distribute the Skeleteens even though they really wanted to make up their own. I don't know if that's true but based upon how they've done everything to date it sure seems like more than mere gossip. Anyway, maybe someone over 24 could still like Jones if his taste buds get shot off in the war... Always think positive...

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