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  • Finally checked Sumpoosie site...

    What an F'ing joke. Its all a giant scam. A free sample costs $9.99 and comes with 2 CDs of some skanks. If you fail to read the fine print you are charged $19.99 every month for another signed bottle delivered to your mailbox. There is very little about the beverage itself on the site, mostly about the broads and trying to scam you into the "free" sample offer.
    When I left the library I had to head home to shower before finishing the days errands.

    [ 12-08-2003, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: dr pepperman ]
    Whatcha gonna do mama now that the roast beef is gone?

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    As the old year comes to a close and the New Year is right around the corner, my prediction is that Drayton will start selling Illustrated XXX Playing Cards or Naked Bobble Head dolls under the company name "Sum Floosie"

    He will try to distribute them in nationwide Toys-R-Us stores and be sued by concerned parents everywhere. He loves to ruffle feathers - what a joker!!

    By The way, I wonder what the Sum Poosie"Models" get paid for their likenesses being used to promote this drink? Hmmm.....let me guess....maybe a limo ride around Cincinnati with Drayton himslef and a chance to appear live onstage at one of Drayton's clubs...oh God - the chance of a lifetime!!! What lucky girls.

    Oh yeah - and a lifetime supply of Sum Poosie. Just what anyone would want!

    [ 12-08-2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: johnnyrockets ]

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    • #3
      A lifetime supply of Sumpoosie? That doesn't mean the lifetime of the winner, that means the lifetime of the Sumpoosie company. That'll only be something like two, maybe three years, so it's no big deal.

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      • #4
        That long, huh?

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        • #5
          Wow, sounds like a lot of jealous people to me!
          I think the new bottle models look great and my customers can't wait to add them to their collection. I met Lauren Hill last week and she is stunning. I understand the girls are doing a calender shoot in Hawaii in March. By the way I think the site is cool... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            You mean you're customer can't wait to add it to the collection. Family members don't count dude.

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            • #7
              Well... I take 2800 cases and month and so does Texas and Florida. California and Arizona about half of that along with New York and Pennsylvania just starting this month along with Georgia. I would say there is nothing quite like selling SumPoosie....

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              • #8
                Well... I take 2800 cases and month and so does Texas and Florida
                That might be, but....

                Is anyone other than strip bars and such selling this drink? I can't really see "mainstream" grocery stores and restaurants going for it because of the name....

                Maybe a liquor store might take it, or perhaps even a college store (assuming that the local Women's Lib chapter doesn't jump down your throat with both Birkenstocks because of the name!)

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                • #9
                  Well let's see..... strip clubs, night clubs, liquor stores, college stores....hmmmmmm sounds like thousands of outlets nationwide! The drink is not made for nor do we ever want to see it in a grocery store or Sam's club. The product is not made to be sold everywhere, just as condoms are not sold in toy stores. Check out the new bottle models on our site... they are simply out of this world!

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                  • #10
                    Well let's see..... strip clubs, night clubs, liquor stores, college stores
                    OK, but I still think you'll get into trouble at college with the "too-PC-to-be-real" crowd there....

                    How about truck stops? Some of them sell more than "just condoms" in the restrooms, if you get my drift....they might welcome your drink.

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                    • #11
                      CPH ..... do you live in a hole? Welcome to 2004!!! Convenient Stores sell rolling papers, speed, liquor, and porn and you think people are worried about SumPoosie??? The point is there are plenty of outlets as I named before and we just want to be sold where liquor is sold. That is more than enough for us distributors to handle.

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                      • #12
                        Speed? Hell, some liquor stores have been known to sell weed and even crack....until the police get to them.

                        Now, would some people be up in arms about your drink once they found out about it. Certanly. Look at all the brouhaha about "Pimp Juice"....some local politician was making a lot of noise about it. "We must get this drink off store shelves". Why ask why....this is what politicians and bored-housewife groups *do*.

                        But whatever...it's not something *I* personally get involved in anyway.

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                        • #13
                          For every complaint I hear I get 100 positive comments. I will take those numbers anytime. SumPoosie is clever in its marketing but the facts are the product itself looks better, taste better, and mixes better than any energy drink I have ever tried. The website just added the bottle models of 2004 and after Jan. 1, 2004 you will be able to order SumPoosie hats, shorts, Tshirts, and SumPoosie panties online.

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                          • #14
                            Would you guys shut up? Especially ENERGYDUDE because you sound like you want sales.

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                            • #15
                              Show me a positive comment on this board.

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