Jones Whoop Ass Energy Drink: Jones Whoop Ass Energy Cola

Good SH*T

This stuff is great for your body. I use it 2-3 times a day after workouts and it gives me the boost i need to save up until game day. It also has gained me two inches in the sack. Try it.

Whoopass

This brand is redundant, it was launched over 10 years ago and failed.

This stuff is the BEST it can get energez

This stuff is the BEST it CAN GET YOU ENERGY TO GET ENERGUZZED UP IT CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS IN SHAPE the BEST OF THE BEST STUFF!!!...

can o' Whoop Ass

I open this stuff out on my friends all the time! xD F T W

Open up a can...

I know this stuff works! See, several years ago at a gaming convention I was playing a demo game of Chainmail (a fantasy miniatures battle game based on D&D - which was, itself, based on a fantasy miniatures battle game called Chainmail, so it's a geekily amusing sort of full-circle thing). In the first round, I got stomped pretty badly. Fortunately, I had a can of Jones Whoop-Ass Cola handy. "Looks like I'm gonna have to open up a can of Whoop-Ass on you," I said to my opponent, and proceeded to do just that. The cola itself was tasty, if a bit too sweet, and I would have preferred more carbonation, but the energy spike was apparently what I needed at the time, because I then smashed my opponent's force flat. Oh yeah.

Jones Whoop Ass Energy Cola

Very cool name!

kick-ass

interesting

a different approach to cola, the ginseng makes for a much more complex flavor than any other cola on the market, definitely packs a punch! might not be everyones cup o' tea by a longshot though.

Totally kicks(whoops?) ass!

I seem to be the only person who's drank this stuff. well, anyway, it's not something everyone will like(the can even says it's "...not recommended for those who shouldn't drink it") but i loved it. aweome taste, great boost and clever packaging. I haven't seen it around for a while though, maybe it's been taken out of the line.