As if Cocaine Energy Drink wasn’t dumb enough, here comes some fellow named Logan Gola advertising a powdered energy drink mix called “Blow.”
The product, which, when combined with any beverage, makes an energy drink with about 240 mg of caffeine, comes in a clear, resealable vial.
How scandalous. How clever.
Logan, your folks must be so proud! Bet they can’t wait to show you off at the country club…
“And here’s Logan, all grown up. He makes ‘Blow.’ You remember Logan from his Bar Mitzvah, don’t you?”