LOS ANGELES, CA — Sport Drink LLC is proud to welcome Pheonix Copley, goaltender for the Los Angeles Kings, as our newest minority owner.
A six-foot-four Alaskan war machine, Pheonix clawed his way into the NHL, battling injuries, setbacks, and the grind of pro hockey to earn his spot. Now, he’s taking on his biggest fight yet: dismantling the fake hydration industrial complex. This is David vs. Goliath, and we intend to win. Justice will be swift—like the sword of Gabriel cutting down the wicked.
This partnership kicks off with our biggest restock yet—over 2,000 units available for pre-sale this Friday. Orders begin shipping next week.
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ABOUT SPORT DRINK
It came to us in a vision, seared into our minds by something not of this world. We labored in the depths, we carved the recipe into stone. Now it is yours.
No artificial sweeteners. No synthetic anti-caking agents. No marketing gimmicks designed to trap you in a cycle of dependency. Just pure electrolytes, real sugar, and a hydration formula built for the strong.
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