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Black Lemonade
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Black lemonade is one of the strangest of the Skeleteens. It has a very strange taste that burns on the way down. It sure is black, though. Its just herbal lemonade with a black tint to it. Very interesting. Be careful, though, it stains. This beverage is so trendy that it is rumored to be sold at Urban Outfitters... A superior beverage! Amazing, refreshing flavor.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 12/27/2003 4:54:51 PM


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Brainalizer
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Well, here it is. Yet another jalepeno enhanced Skeleteens beverage. This one, however, doesn't have the spicy kick that makes The Drink and Brain Wash impossible to drink. Most of those who sampled Brainalizer found it at least tolerable, comparing the taste to that of flat, flavored ginger ale. Brainalizer is billed as a beverage that will make you get up off your ass and go. I don't know how valid this statement is, but the beverage is refreshing, and worth trying at least once.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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Brainwash
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Brain Wash is perhaps one of the most exotic of the Skeleteens beverages, and definitely the one with greatest amount of food coloring. It contains numerous herbs, several types of ginseng, and an interesting kick of jalepeno pepper. Probably due to the jalepeno, the taste is similar to The Drink. Brain Wash is a bright blue color, which will temporarily dye anything it comes in contact with. It is also rumored to dye the drinker's feces and urine, but that failed to occur for this drinker. Despite its novelty, it can't really be considered a superior beverage, because it's spiciness makes it difficult for the average system to tolerate. On an interesting side note, however, a bit of hard liquor mixed into Brain Wash will combat the burning sensation and go down smooth.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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D.O.A.
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
One of the better beverages on the Skeleteens line. This one looks like lemonade or, according to Eat-Me Foods, urine. Either way, it still tastes great. This one is supposed to be some sort of lemon beverage. Not only does it have lemon in it, but it also has jalepeno. This is one of the few Skeleteens beverages where the jalepeno does not kill the beverage. It gives it a slight kick. This is one of the best.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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From Dusk till Dawn
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Careful - this stuff stains. Its bright red and that's cause its chock full 'o coloring. It has a very strange taste and there is no way to really describe it. Ok, so its kind of spicy and bright red and stains everything, even your sink. Just be careful when you drink this beverage.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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Fukola Cola
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Fukola Cola is definitely the best cola that we have ever had! It slightly resembles Jolt, but it has all the bark and herbs as does China Cola. This is definitely not the most original of the Skeleteens line, but its still great. Be careful when drinking this beverage: its got a ton of caffeine...damn good though. This beverage has one other interesting side to it: the label. Many people would say, "Oh my God, how can they call it that??" According to Bones Jones, creator of Skeleteens, only the "truly illiterate" call it that. Its foo-kola cola.

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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Love Potion No. 69
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
Yet another strange creation from Skeleteens. Also know as "The beverage that tastes exactly the same as the spicy beverage, but it isn't spicy because it doesn't have jalepe�o in it." That basically sums it up. Its a bunch of roots and weeds, bark, and nuts (ok, we exaggerated, its really just herbs). Anyway, it is basically the same thing as The Drink, except that it does not have jalepe�o in it. Other than that, the ingredients are identical. Much better than the spicy beverage. This one is herbal satisfaction...an interesting flavor. We personally prefer the red one over the purple...its got a much lighter taste.

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Rat Bastard Root Beer
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
This beverage "Tastes like a son of a bitch" (according to the label). Seriously, though, it does not taste anything like your ordinary root beer (do you ever expect anything normal from Skeleteens?...we hope not). Rat Bastard lacks the sweetness found in the mainstream root beers, but it has all the bite. Unlike some of the other Skeleteens beverages, this one is actually drinkable. We also like the labels on these beverages. Very funny!

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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The Drink
Category: Carbonated Soft Drink: Regular; Packaging: 12oz glass

BevNET Review:
This beverage, also known as "The Spicy Beverage", has a very unique, yet disgusting flavor. Its spicy. Why? It basically gives you the feeling that you have just eaten about two jars of salsa, some 7-11 nachos, and then went to Taco Bell and had a double-decker taco. The key here is jalepe�o. The strangest ingredient ever in a beverage. This is one of those drinks that tastes good when you first start drinking it, the flavor really kicks in. A little strange, but a definite must have for all people who are truly dedicated to beverages

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Added: 2/25/2001 6:26:55 AM | Updated: 5/31/2001 6:09:41 PM


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