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The Prince of Beverages: Carnac the Bevnificent

@@img1THE PRINCE OF BEVERAGES By Greg W. Prince “Canada Dry.” Canada Dry. “Describe Canada after Paris Hilton visits for the weekend.” “Welch’s, a trapezoid and Ashlee Simpson’s worst nightmare.” Welch’s,…

The Prince of Beverages: You gotta have cart

@@img1 THE PRINCE OF BEVERAGES By Greg W. Prince Sometimes you read something and all you can do is stare at it blankly. I experienced this non-sensation recently when the…

The Prince of Beverages: All the world’s a store

@@img1 By Greg W. Prince All the world’s a store, and all the men and women merely consumers. That’s the Shakespearean conclusion I’ve reached after reading The New York Times…

The Prince of Beverages: An empty bandwagon

@@img1 The Prince of Beverages By Greg W. Prince Previously on the Prince of Beverages: “The exit polls are coming! The exit polls are coming! Overcaffeinated political junkies nationwide are…

The Prince of Beverages: Beware early returns

@@img1 The Prince of Beverages By Greg W. Prince The exit polls are coming! The exit polls are coming! Overcaffeinated political junkies nationwide are salivating. After months of picking over…

The Prince of Beverages: Loyalty: How Quaint

@@img1 The Prince of Beverages By Greg W. Prince We live in a multichannel, multimedia, multitasking, multinational world. It should come as no surprise to anybody that the multiple beverage…

The Prince of Beverages: Stealth Sodas

@@img1The Prince of Beverages By Greg W. Prince Letters. We get letters. Or, more accurately, we download e-mails. The most recent one to the P of B came from Debbie,…

Coke likes the Sprite in diet

@@img1The Prince Of Beverages By Greg W. Prince Coke and Diet Sprite-they’ve got a thing going on. It’s been a reasonably good thing, but now you may ask, good thing,…

If elected, I will pour

The Prince Of Beverages By Greg W. Prince @@img1 Summer was ending. It was getting late. I had switched from regular to caffeine-free, but I couldn’t sleep. Flipping around, I…

The Prince of Beverages: Time the Avenger

@@img1By Greg W. Prince Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s…

Thanks Mean Joe

The Prince Of Beverages By Greg W. Prince @@img1 ESPN is 25. This is not exactly a state secret. Never has a single media outlet made so much of its…