Update: Red Bull Bandits

A pair of Illinois men looking for the wings advertised in Red Bull commercials instead got themselves a set of prison bars.

In March of 2006, William Moctezuma, 26, of Chicago and Samer Bader, 31, of Glen Ellyn hijacked a pair of Red Bull trucks carrying about 50 grand of product.

Both pleaded guilty. A judge laid a 24-year hitch on Bader last month, and decided this week that Moctezuma should see the world through bars for the next 18 years.

Maybe the pair will try to escape the prison by sprouting Red Bull-spawned wings, but, by now, they should know better.

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